FRIENDLY FICTION. CLEAR EXPECTATIONS.
Terms & keepsake policy
Effective October 14, 2026. ProInstincts provides fictional novelty newspapers for personal entertainment.
Keep it kind
All editions are clearly fictional and are not authentic reporting or verified biographies. Do not use this service for harassment, impersonation, harmful allegations, sensitive claims, or infringement. Only publish material you have permission to share. We may reject unsafe content and remove reported editions.
Affectionate jokes, playful exaggeration and gentle teasing are welcome. Explicit sexual content, hate, threats, targeted humiliation and harmful instructions are not. Use a name and short descriptive details rather than instructions, links or private contact information. If we ask you to change your details before accepting a request, your free allowance stays available.
The free edition
The free offering is a branded low-resolution preview, subject to verified-email allowance and available capacity. Availability and limits are shown when you make an edition.
The paid keepsake
The launch offer is a one-time $9.99 download of your existing three-page edition as an ad-free print-quality US Letter PDF and high-resolution PNG. Two additional versions of the same subject are included, with PDF/PNG exports for those versions. Your original edition stays saved. Additional versions depend on available capacity and the same friendly-fiction rules. The exact current price appears in Stripe Checkout. Physical printing and shipping are not included.
Optional news digest subscription
The public news editions remain free. The optional email digest costs $12.99 monthly or $142.89 annually, equal to eleven monthly payments for twelve months of access. It renews automatically until canceled in verified account billing management. Cancellation stops renewal and retains confirmed paid access through the paid period. Pausing email delivery does not cancel billing. Choose General, AI, Creator, Tech and Financial topics from your account. The digest delivers the same public news editions by email. The $9.99 personal keepsake is a separate one-time purchase. Payment confirmation is required; pending or failed payments do not grant new access. Refunded or disputed payments may revoke their associated paid period. Contact support about billing or delivery problems.
Fulfillment and recovery
Access is granted after the payment processor confirms successful payment. Your private access link is emailed automatically; you can also recover the edition by verifying the same email on order recovery. Provider delays and asynchronous payment methods may delay confirmation.
Refunds and problems
For duplicate charges, failed delivery, or materially defective downloads, contact support with your verified purchase email and order reference. We will investigate and remedy the problem or refund an eligible purchase. Rights required by applicable law remain in force. Do not send card details. Refunds are handled through Stripe by the operator.
Your content
You retain rights to your supplied content. You authorize processing needed to create, store and deliver your edition. Publication permission is separate and revocable. Private personalized stories are never reused as another customer’s editorial content or global stock.
Reporting and contact
Use report an edition for abuse or publication concerns, and the contact page for support. Unpublishing is available to the verified owner from the edition screen.