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Banks Say They Are 'On the Menu,' Await Actual Recipe

October 16, 2026 at 6:00 AM EDT · New York time

Senior banking executives have told the BBC they expect higher taxes in the chancellor's Budget later this month. Their description of being “on the menu” conveys a sector bracing for a charge, rather than a tax measure already announced. The timing matters for businesses considering what comes next. A Budget can settle the design of a policy, its scope and when it applies. An executive's expectation supplies an industry assessment before those details are available, with the affected sector understandably interested in the outcome. The culinary metaphor is efficient. It allows a bank to appear simultaneously substantial, vulnerable and expensive, three qualities usually requiring separate corporate presentations. It does less work on the arithmetic: a menu reference cannot identify a tax base or calculate a liability. For the government, any eventual measure would need to be assessed on its actual terms. For banks, the immediate task is anticipating a possible policy change without mistaking an expectation for a completed fiscal event. The concrete news is that senior figures expect their sector to be targeted. The coming Budget will provide the firmer object of debate. Until then, the industry's forecast has arrived at the table ahead of the bill, and appears keen to discuss portion sizes with the kitchen.

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